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Written by Admin
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Good morning Monday people in the house, rise and shine! Yup, yup, everyone getting back to the grind. Mondays kinda blow. Unless you're Canadian and have it off today! w00t. ;) Oh wait, I don't have it off today. Bugger. So I've given the whole "if I had a penis for a day" thing a lot of thought over the years. And the decision has been officially finalized. If I had a penis, I would go to a big party and when people passed out drunk I'd slap them in the face with it. Might seem like a waste of penis, but the heart wants what the heart wants. Have a great day! Unless you don't want to. QotD: For you non-console owners / players out there... what would it take to get you to purchase a console? Amusing Factoids - Tasmania is said to have the cleanest air in the world.
- 27% of female lottery winners hid their winning ticket in their bras.
- 1 out of 350,000 Americans get electrocuted in their life.
- 53% of women in America would dump their boyfriend if they did not get them anything for Valentine's Day.
- Men are four times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
- Over 1,600 people in North America have been victims of trunk entrapment (being locked inside of a car trunk).
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